No one jokes
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.