when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.
when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you
Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
go drop kick a orphan. No one will know not like his parents would know
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
