when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.
when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you
Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
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A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
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whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
Why can’t orphans be gay? They have no one to call daddy
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"
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My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
