No One Jokes

You're cheap no one even pays attention.

Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?

You have to look down to see him.

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.

What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them

orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.

Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to

no one:

Taeil: "happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "its merry Christmas"

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

your so fat no one was laughing but the floor was cracking😄😆😅😂🤣😭

Why can't a orphan play basketball

Because no one will be cheering them on

why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?