Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
No One Jokes
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
