Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
Heaven is like university, no one get in
Why will the orphan never say honey I'm home
No one wants him not even the bees
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner? He has no one to eat with him at the table
