One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
No one Beyoncé said to the left to the left she really meant women have no rights
Why can't orphans tell jokes
They have no one to tell them to people
why is the orphan cold cause there no one to cuddle with
No one Why are priests called father I don’t know why Because calling them daddy is to suspicious
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common? No one likes them
Why did the orphan die on the road..... because they had no one to hold there hand.
Why do Vampires like virgins? Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
I’m working on a good pun but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clou.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
why did the orphan cry to the teacher because they have no one else
Orphans can be gay no problem because they have no one to disown them
no one gives afuck
Why can’t orphans go to college cuz they have no one to talk to💀💀💀💀💀
