Nine jokes
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.