Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"