What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do you call New York City? A human Zoo
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
New windex ad
You should get windex for that dirty mind
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now leashing!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "veggie tale's" My star actor is Stephen Hawking's
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
