Worst Jokes Ever
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Ii.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Coooper