Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
