Worst Jokes Ever

What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Fuck you, that's why.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.