Worst Jokes Ever
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Do a neck reveal.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
You're so hot!
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.