What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. π
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Iβm gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. π€£π€£π€£
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
