I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
