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Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Baller.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
