Worst Jokes Ever
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."