Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
My depression is depressed.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
