Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both canβt be found.
βIn yo mama.β
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When itβs intersected by a plane.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
