Worst Jokes Ever

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.