Worst Jokes Ever
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD