Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Orphan joke.
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Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.