Worst Jokes Ever
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.