Whatβs the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
