Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Just buy KFC. I will give you 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999o999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.