Worst Jokes Ever
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.