Worst Jokes Ever
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!