Worst Jokes Ever
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
People love you.
Don't die.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
My classmates?
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.