Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.