Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Worst Jokes Ever
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
