Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I am the orphan joke.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.