Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.