Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Worst Jokes Ever
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
