Worst Jokes Ever
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Read my name.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.