Worst Jokes Ever
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.