Worst Jokes Ever
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?