Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.