Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Worst Jokes Ever
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
vgvgvgh.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
