Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.