Worst Jokes Ever

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.

"I’m coming for you two!"

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half of it. 🐛

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

What movie do all orphans find relatable?

Spiderman: No Way Home.

what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks!