Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
How to not exist: Kys.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.