What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
