Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
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Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
My joke is:
My life.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?