Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
