Worst Jokes Ever
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.