Worst Jokes Ever
Your dad's a cunt.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.