Worst Jokes Ever
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.