Worst Jokes Ever
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
I killed a man in '94.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.