Worst Jokes Ever
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!