Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Worst Jokes Ever
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Ur mom gay dab.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
