Worst Jokes Ever
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Orphans are monkeys.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
"Curry muncher!"
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.