Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.