Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.

The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?

Because they are afraid of the jet.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."