Worst Jokes Ever
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.