Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.