Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

"Ching chang chong."

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Q. Why do orphans love elevators?

A. Because they're the only things to raise them.

What does an orphan wish they could do?

Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!