Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

A. Because he got hit by a truck.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.

He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.

The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.

On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.