I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Worst Jokes Ever
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
