Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Worst Jokes Ever
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Me die.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Suck my pp!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Farts.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
