Worst Jokes Ever
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Wait, that's me.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”