What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
