Worst Jokes Ever
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?