Worst Jokes Ever
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Look in a mirror.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.