Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Look in a mirror.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!