Worst Jokes Ever
I sucked a dick.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.