Worst Jokes Ever
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Your life.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
you.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.