Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"