Worst Jokes Ever
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Please don't kill [me].
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.