Worst Jokes Ever

Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

People are like trees...

They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

The redneck virgin.

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven's last movement.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

American: How do you use a PC?

Amish: We use a potato.

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

Your face with my cum.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!