Worst Jokes Ever
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Ethan Rice
A Ford?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.