Worst Jokes Ever
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
This is funny.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.