Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?

iPhones have a home button.

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?