Worst Jokes Ever
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Eli Tremain.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!