Worst Jokes Ever
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
My life.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
"Spell ICUP."
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
My life, lmao.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.